Wisdom

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Wisdom #1580: Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.

Wisdom #1203: It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.

Wisdom #1101: I looked up at her and asked how much is that gonna cost?

Wisdom #783: All Wood? Oh! AL Wood. I didn't see the missing "L" at first.

Wisdom #26: Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Wisdom #114: Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Wisdom #1618: Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.

Wisdom #1607: We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.