Wisdom

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Wisdom #941: During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.

Wisdom #246: The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Wisdom #226: My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no experience in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.

Wisdom #43: Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.

Wisdom #87: Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Wisdom #1104: I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as long as a week sometimes to make it up.

Wisdom #1578: Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.

Wisdom #105: Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.