Wisdom

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Wisdom #1663: Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.

Wisdom #59: Sorry about this.

Wisdom #40: Warning, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Wisdom #311: I'm sorry, there's -- um -- insufficient -- what's-it-called? The term eludes me.

Wisdom #596: Technology for the Country Folk ... SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs

Wisdom #33: There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.

Wisdom #160: Read more books and watch less TV.

Wisdom #182: I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.