Wisdom

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Wisdom #972: Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.

Wisdom #1101: I looked up at her and asked how much is that gonna cost?

Wisdom #98: For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

Wisdom #1194: Is it just me or are all uncles either really cool, or child molestors?

Wisdom #1534: There were Arabs with knives at the foot of the bed.

Wisdom #968: Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.

Wisdom #956: Everybody ought to have a friend.

Wisdom #537: A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.