Wisdom

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Wisdom #1663: Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.

Wisdom #1058: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.

Wisdom #1414: See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.

Wisdom #777: Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.

Wisdom #149: Talk slow but think quick.

Wisdom #286: Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Wisdom #307: DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Wisdom #575: The World's Shortest Books #4. One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA