Wisdom

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Wisdom #315: Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy?

Wisdom #953: Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.

Wisdom #26: Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Wisdom #1529: There are two major products that come out of Berkeley; LSD and BSD Unix. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.

Wisdom #531: The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

Wisdom #1094: I just walk right through the door...

Wisdom #1540: They are a puckish band of rapscallions

Wisdom #1081: I didn't yield to temptation. I came to a complete stop.