Wisdom

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Wisdom #968: Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.

Wisdom #551: The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

Wisdom #234: Signs It's Time to Abandon Your Space Station: #4. It's down to just you and Sigourney Weaver.

Wisdom #1640: When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'

Wisdom #387: Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.

Wisdom #940: Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.

Wisdom #374: I brake for no apparent reason.

Wisdom #1158: If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.