Wisdom

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Wisdom #197: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Wisdom #835: Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.

Wisdom #836: Being good at being stupid doesn't count.

Wisdom #1533: There is no time like the pleasant.

Wisdom #535: Reindeer like to eat bananas.

Wisdom #296: Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.

Wisdom #1651: Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?

Wisdom #390: Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.