Wisdom

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Wisdom #832: Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.

Wisdom #562: The World's Shortest Books #17. America's Most Popular Lawyers

Wisdom #649: I STARTED out with nothing....I still have most of it.

Wisdom #1240: Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.

Wisdom #348: The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.

Wisdom #3: Oops!

Wisdom #1464: That which is not forbidden is mandatory.

Wisdom #97: We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.