Wisdom

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Wisdom #993: Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.

Wisdom #236: Signs It's Time to Abandon Your Space Station: #8. No more Stoli.

Wisdom #1124: I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.

Wisdom #173: If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealthy's greatest satisfaction.

Wisdom #1161: If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.

Wisdom #671: Never knock on Death's door: ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).

Wisdom #957: Everybody ought to have a maid.

Wisdom #1381: Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.